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Obama Derangement Syndrome

Creative facial hair is a hallmark of truther douchebags?

There is a disease out there, No not bird flu, far worst, a Derangement Syndrome. Many on the left sufferer from the Bush variant, and now conservatives now seem to have caught  their own variant.

The epidemic of “Bush Derangement Syndrome” BDS hit its peak about a year ago, affecting mostly 20 something slackers living in mom’s basement watching YouTube videos, and ageing drug addled hippies. The affection is characterized by a propensity to believe any nonsense idea so long as you can blame on George Bush. The disease attacked the cognitive areas of the brain preventing the normal flow of logic and important critical analysis. Suddenly you could find yourself listening to Alex Jones, wearing a black T-shirt emblazened with “911 Was An Inside Job” and babbling twaddle about “Free Fall” “Pull It” and my favorite “Super Nano Thermite”. Severe cases may even find themselves wondering aloud about Mini Nukes and Directed Energy Weapons. The fact GWB was for the most part an incompetent boob spouting his own brand of bunkum about science and religion sure didn’t help alleviate the confusion of the “non compos mentis”. I swear, I think these guy miss old George. Lacking facts and science to back up their 9/11 conspiracy theory, Bush blunders were all they had as far as a selling point. Now Bush is gone, and being a fairly bright guy the current President pays trurhers no attention.

You did have small cases of Clinton Derangement Syndrome years ago but it sat dormant for eight years before mutating into the present variant, “Obama Derangement Syndrome” ODS. Today “Birthers” are the new Truthers. Birthers claim to have questions about Obama’s citizenship, mind you they have no actual proof, but like their truther counterparts they feel questions alone add up to something real. Bet you these are the same people who had questions about Bill Clinton and Vince Foster’s death.

Like most social diseases ODS spreads through unprotected contact with unclean media whores like Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly, Ann Coulter and the rest of the brothel staff at FOX news. Wow!!! I shouldn’t have done that! now I have a vision in my head of Ann Coulter in a mini skirt saying “Me Love You Long Time”. Being a consummate Camp Follower himself Alex Jones has gotten down on his knees to service his new clientele with his own “The Obama Deception” Movie. The man sure knows how to cash in, and who can blame him, just look at the money Oliver Stone’s film JFK made selling popular pablum to a credulous public. Look, if you are going to listen to FOX news or Alex Jones or any of the talk radio programs be they conservative or liberal, for gods sake, double-up on the brain condoms.

Sad part is this mental malignancy has stayed with the original BDS sufferers. So now you’ve got a bunch of moron who still go on and on about Cheney McBush, and a bunch of right wing clowns babbling on about Hussein Obama. In the future look for new and more virulent strains of ODS as the conspiracy theory business machine ramps up for the new crop of gullible rubes, this shit sells and suckers are born every minute.